21 Of The Smoothest Pick-Up Lines Ever Used

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Some were great, Some were terrible, but the best, of course, were both great and terrible at the same time. It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak. It was the silly gesture that got me.

Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me? First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. It was Brooklyn however, this may not work in all corners of the known world.

21 Of The Smoothest Pick-Up Lines Ever Used

Dear Gay People, If using a bad pick-up line is a crime, then the following 12 gay men should totally be slapped with life imprisonment! Check out the following 12 terrible Grindr pick-up lines that some poor soul on the receiving end actually had to endure. Never ever use a line like this Source: creepygrindrmessages. Was this guy actually expecting a positive response? Never ever open with a terrible joke Source: creepygrindrmessages. This is Grindr, there is no need to be so formal Source: anothergrindrfail. What a demanding guy… and racist too Source: grindrgold. This pick-up line is the epitome of too much information Source: grindrgold. I actually had to read this twice to get what he is trying to say Source: grindrgold. Who in their right mind would ever use Taco Bell to entice a prospective date? You might also like to read: If you like what you read, follow us on and sign up for our to get the latest updates!

It was the silly gesture that got me. Wanna see my third leg. I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line. I'm going to make you breakfast. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from. I wish you were fub so I could feel you all over me. Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone Do you have a boyfriend. If your ass was snow, I'd plow it.